michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(via happiest)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via phobias)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(via d-jinni)

theeverydayshyguy:

I just want to hug you and never let go.

(via outraged)

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

(via omega-gay)

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via omega-gay)